A Job for Life

I'm at my former place of employment - Yangtze, and I'm begging for a job from Moe. I feel incredibly small... almost half his height; in real life however he's only about 2 or 3 inches taller than me. He seems somewhat kinder and fatter than he use to be, but I don't question it. [...]


A Mothers Scheme

Upon waking from my afternoon nap to the annoyance of my phone going off, I realized I had been dreaming… and I didn’t like it. LaSandra hasn’t gotten a hold of me today, and I’m assuming she’s mad at me for not waking her up by calling her like I agreed to at 9:30am yesterday. [...]